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Yes, baka. The over-rated otaku term for idiot! And I said it, so Ha! Anyway. Tonight I had a conversation with a complete moron. I don't know...maybe it's just me. Or not! Anyway, I've done the humane thing and changed their screen name to retard instead. Please, enjoy.

Retard:  hi you an Hiei fan like me
Auto response from Japan22089: Watching Inuyasha on Cartoon Network. Happy B-Day Tandy.
Japan22089:  Yes...
Japan22089:  Can you stop voting in the poll please?
Japan22089:  What's your name?
Japan22089:  or not...
Japan22089:  Did you IMed me because you wanted to talk, or just state the fact that you like Hiei.
Retard:  oh sorri I wasnt here and I dont vote, my name is Ty, and IMed you 2 talk
Retard:  I think Sesshoumaru is somwhat cuter than Hiei
Japan22089:  Well someone with the IP address of **Retard's IP address** voted 25 times and I get an email every time, so I was finding it annoying, thats all.

(And don't try this, I can block the IP address)

Japan22089:  Okay.
Retard:  who do you like more out of all the amime guys on cartoonetwork?
Japan22089:  Hiei is my first love.
Retard:  No he isnt hes mine
Japan22089:  hn. I'm sure he would like a youkai rather than ningen.
Japan22089:  And what have you done that's so meaningful for him? What have you done to prove your love?
Retard:  baka. I a'm no ningen.
Japan22089:  If you're saying you like other youkai, I'm sure he wouldn't apporve.
Retard:  I am a Ice demon
Japan22089:  Koorime?
Retard:  yea
Retard:  what are you
Japan22089:  Heh, I'm a Fire Youkai.
Japan22089:  And do you plan to answer my question?
Retard:  anyway Hiei and I met after Yusuke tricked Him and I into going to the park with each other
Japan22089:  Okay...Are you going to answer my question, or are you incapable or recalling what I asked of you?
Retard:  *sigh* In short He loves me for my personality, and I know when to leave him alone.
Retard:  whats your excuse
Japan22089:  I suppose I was right. You can't recall what I said.
Japan22089:  What have you done that's so meaningful for him? What have you done to prove your love to Jaganshi?
Retard:  I had rather not get into that ok?
Japan22089:  Oh...I see. Nothing you can say could be considered a proclamation of love for Hiei.
Retard:  what about you?
Japan22089:  Actually, if I told you, it would be out of line and out of character of me.
Retard:  and if you must know I almost died by my mother's hand because I chose Hiei over My family rules.
Japan22089:  But if you insist. ***Kura doesn't want you to read this!*** Damn ningen...they just don't understand the meaning of love.
Japan22089:  Oh...interesting.
Retard:  and why do you keep calling me a ningen?
Japan22089:  I'm not.
Japan22089:  I mean ningen in general. ningen is a plural word too you know.
Japan22089:  There is no such word as 'ningens'
Retard:  I know that
Retard:  brb
Retard:  Hi Who are you?
Japan22089:  Then you must have not read my previous statement...
Japan22089:  hn?
Retard:  heh. I'm Tk
Japan22089:  nani?
Japan22089:  I was just speaking with you, correct?
Retard:  no
Retard:  you were talking 2 a friend of my bro
Retard:  her name is Ty i think
Japan22089:  Whatever. I haven't the time for this...This conversation is priceless. It's going on my website for everyone to see, because I can't begin to comprehend your stupidity.
Japan22089:  Have a nice day.
Retard:  you not very nice
Japan22089:  Your grammer isn't very nice...
Retard:  I'm only 5
Retard:  how old are you
Japan22089:  Far past your years. Don't worry about it. Now please, stop talking to me.
Retard:  why
Japan22089:  Don't ask questions...Just stop
Retard:  *sniff sniff* ok.
Japan22089:  Urusai!
Retard:  nani?
Retard:  Oh, and sorry about Ty
Retard:  brb
Retard:  I'm back.
Japan22089:  Look, you're really pissing me off. Normally I'm a reasonable person, but when people like you IM me for completely pointless reasons, I get angry. No need for you to ever IM me again, because I will simply ignore you.
Retard:  w/e

Reserved for Retard #10

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